Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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