Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
