One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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