Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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