Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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