So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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