why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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