Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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