do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Text me some of your sweat
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