This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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