You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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