all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
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