Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Pants are for mortals
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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