whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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