North Korea, Best Korea!
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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