HIV tests are more positive than that guy
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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