come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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