Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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