thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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