Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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