one might say we're banned from that church
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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