What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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