we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
