we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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