There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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