what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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