You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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