so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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