You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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