Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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