Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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