ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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