She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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