I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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