matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
oh god the rape fog is back!
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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