He is such a slut. More and more my type.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
3pm strippers are depressing
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
