He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Randomize
