just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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