I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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