Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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