The maid of honor just puked.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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