kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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