I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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