you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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