allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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