Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
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