Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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