woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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