GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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