'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Enjoy the penises
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
FUCK WHALES
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize