I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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