butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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