thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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