I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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